I should be sponsored by Trojan
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
zippers are such a cool invention
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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