is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
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Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it