it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man