there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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