So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
