Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
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As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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