too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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