its not stalking. its research.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
