Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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