Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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