ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
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Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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