Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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