The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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