Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
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you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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