She is in my trunk
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
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That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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