just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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