did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
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I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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