Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
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His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
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If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Someone stole a lamp last night.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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