Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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