i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
she told me i tasted like america
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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