Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  Why did you send me a picture of a dick?

  (630): View more from Illinois

  It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): Why did you send me a picture of a dick? (630): It was an accident sry. Not mine tho. http://tfl.nu/rf2s
  Replies (15) Good night (622) Bad night (1293)
• Favorite

  (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?

  (1-780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Only if they know about it too.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (780): Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room? (1-780): Only if they know about it too. http://tfl.nu/fxqr
  Replies (42) Good night (3117) Bad night (723) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count http://tfl.nu/l83b
  Replies (39) Good night (784) Bad night (2991) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (309): View more from Illinois

  My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (309): My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do? http://tfl.nu/tx29
  Replies (46) Good night (8652) Bad night (1028) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking. http://tfl.nu/3qfc
  Replies (22) Good night (7176) Bad night (1131) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (562): View more from California

  I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (562): I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex. http://tfl.nu/ik0l
  Replies (15) Good night (5509) Bad night (964) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (770): View more from Georgia

  He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (770): He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out http://tfl.nu/ozsp
  Replies (7) Good night (905) Bad night (2563) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (406): View more from Montana

  i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (406): i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned. http://tfl.nu/dk6w
  Replies (18) Good night (2782) Bad night (1750) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (416): View more from Toronto

  Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (416): Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this http://tfl.nu/tjbd
  Replies (11) Good night (1871) Bad night (779) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (908): do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants? http://tfl.nu/rdvq
  Replies (9) Good night (2685) Bad night (931) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (706): View more from Georgia

  Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (706): Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with. http://tfl.nu/r42s
  Replies (13) Good night (2544) Bad night (459) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (917): View more from New York City

  I am lonely and I want to touch your beard

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (917): I am lonely and I want to touch your beard http://tfl.nu/xi4z
  Replies (8) Good night (1499) Bad night (469) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (760): View more from California

  Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (760): Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty. http://tfl.nu/d48e
  Replies (14) Good night (930) Bad night (471) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (951): View more from California

  DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (951): DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness http://tfl.nu/qa2j
  Replies (3) Good night (702) Bad night (399) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (215): shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find http://tfl.nu/sf13
  Replies (4) Good night (524) Bad night (263) Order T-Shirt

Randomize