these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
