one word: firstdatebathroomanal
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
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