Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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