So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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