Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
PANTIES FOUND
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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