Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
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I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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