Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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