no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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