Just mADE A PArabola og urine
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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