Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
My butt remains clenched, sir.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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