1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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