he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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