waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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