I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
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Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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