i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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