Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
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Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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