Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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