Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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