I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
We are two peas in an std pod
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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