yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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