his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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