Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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