I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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