I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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