Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
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He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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