I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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