guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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