I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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