Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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