Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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