Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Randomize
