How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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