a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
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